Profession: Lawyer at Cage/Fish & Associates
Currently with: No one
Likes: Cloud and sheep pajamas, Al Green
Dislikes: That dancing ooga chaka baby
Number of times she's kissed a woman: Three (Elaine, Georgia, Ling)

Calista Flockhart plays the quirky, often neurotic lawyer who can't seem to get over her love for her former boyfriend Billy Thomas. In high school, she was voted "Most likely to become Julie Andrews." Ally often fantasizes about the situation she is currently in. So far her apparitions include dancing babies and making out in a huge coffee cup. Sometimes she goes as far as acting her fantasies out like mauling a woman over a can of Pringles and dancing with the "little huggy bastard." Ally also enjoys a nice frothy cup of cappuchino once in a while.

McBealism: "I think I need to believe that it works. Love. Couplehood. Partnerships. The idea that when people come together they stay together. I have to take that with me to bed every night, even if I'm going to bed alone. That's a McBealism."
Most Embarassing Moment: Way too many to list, but notable ones include being caught stealing spermicidal jelly, telling a joke at a bar where no one laughed, and for having to eulogize a professor whom she had an affair with.